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Today, let’s leave the scientific things behind, and have a look at dream jokes, notes, quotes and short anecdotes which can brighten your day, give some food for thought and put a warm smile on your face! Let me share with you ten dream notes and quotes I’ve found recently; three amusing jokes and one funny video about one hot sex dream ;) Enjoy!

Sex and dream quotes and notes

Recall the old story of the rather refined young man who preferred sex dreams to visiting brothels because he met a much nicer type of girl that way (Vivian Mercer)

Sigmund Freud believed that every long slender or elongated object in one’s dream (for example: gun, knife, cigar, etc) represents the phallus, while any cavity or receptacle (bowl, cave, tunnel, etc) represents the woman’s vagina

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy (Sigmund Freud)

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives (William Dement)

Dreams are free, so free your dreams (Astrid Alauda)

Yet it is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes comes to the top (Virginia Woolf)

We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams (Willy Wonka, character of the movie “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”)

I do not understand the capricious lewdness of the sleeping mind (John Cheever)

What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to Heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand? Ah, what then? (Samuel Taylor Coleridge)

Did anyone ever have a boring dream? (Ralph Hodgson)

Sex and dream jokes and anecdotes

Three wet dreams

Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed. When they woke up the guy on the right side said “Man, I had an awesome dream last night. I dreamt I had sex with the most beautiful woman in the world! I was so intense, so I had a hard-on when I woke up!” The guy who slept on the left side exclaimed “Are you serious? I had almost the same dream! Except I had sex with Ms. Universe! It was so real, so I had a hard-on when I woke up too!” The two guys asked the guy who slept in the middle, “So, did you have any wet dreams last night?” He responded, ” Nah, I just dreamt I was skiing.”

Sex dream

There were three co-workers – Brian, Katie, and Ben. For the last couple of days Brian had seen Katie and Ben hanging out together. So Brian pulls Katie aside one day and says “I’ve seen you and Ben together a lot lately…is there something going on?” “No,” she replies but keeps smiling real big. “What are you smiling about” he says, and leans towards her. “Nothing much, but last night I had a sex dream about a co-worker…” she still smiles. Brian a little puzzled asks “Who Ben?” “No,” she whispers “You.” Brian smiles and says “Yeah, well then I guess we’re even cause I had a sex dream too…” and he leans in real close to her. She smiles REAL big now and leans in ready to kiss him, “Was it about me?” Brian wraps his arms around her and whispers in her ear, “No, it was about Ben.”

One man and his sex dream

A distraught man goes to see a psychologist. “How may I help you?” the doctor asks. “Doc, every night, I have the same dream. I’m lying in bed and a dozen women walk in and try to rip my clothes off and have wild sex with me!” “And then what do you do?” the shrink asks. “I push them away!” the man says. “Then what do you want me to do?” the shrink asks. “Break my arms!!”

And a funny video for dessert! Kristen Schaal had a steamy sex dream where George Washington was making love to her, lol ;)

Happy sex-dreaming everyone! See you very soon!