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Yes, guys, today I’m in the mood for KAMA SUTRA! In this post, we are going to look at how else you and your special someone can achieve mind-blowing orgasms and enhance your love life!

The Kama Sutra… I guess, almost every adult knows the name of the most famous work that gives insights into erotic pleasure and sexuality of men and women, and delves into other mental and emotional aspects of human relationships. Don’t know anything about Kama Sutra? Well, let me summarize it briefly because there is a lot to say about the book and its origin and the author. A number of different theories are associated with the history of the Kama Sutra, thus the origins are vague. It’s believed that it was written between the first and the fourth century AD, and composed by an Indian sage Vatsyayana. It is an ancient Indian text originally known as Vatsyayana Kamasutram or Vatsyayana’s Aphorisms on Love, written in the Sanskrit language. The Kama Sutra is organized into seven parts, parts into chapters, and chapters into paragraphs. The first part is an introduction focusing on love in general; the second tells about kinds of sexual union and various sexual techniques; the third explores forms of marriage and the acquisition of a wife; the fourth is about the nature of wives; the fifth is about the wives of other men; the sixth part is mainly about courtesans, and the seventh part of the manual discusses the ways of attracting others and gives recipes and herbs helping to excite desire. In these parts you find in-depth discussions on the art of kissing; seduction; various types of foreplay; types of embraces; the art of scratching and biting during sex; blows and sighs and sexual sounds; oral sex, and of course sexual positioning. The Kama Sutra describes making love as “divine union” and contains various lovemaking poses designed to bring great pleasure and orgasmic heights into love life of BOTH sexes…

Have you ever noticed that when we (humans) make love, we somewhat imitate the sex postures of various animals? While making love, in the very heat of the moment, sometimes, we act like “animals”. Many lovers make “animal” noises; they moan, groan or scream. Some guys “howl” like a dog. Some ladies “purr” and scratch a guy’s back like a cat. And, well, let’s admit that all this “animal-like” behavior during sex may be very hot and very sexy.

“When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull, it is called the congress of a cow”

“In the same way can be carried on the congress of a dog, the congress of a goat, the congress of a deer, the forcible mounting of an ass, the congress of a cat, the jump of a tiger, the pressing of an elephant, the rubbing of a boar, and the mounting of a horse. And in all these cases the characteristics of these different animals should be manifested by acting like them”

“An ingenious person should multiply the kinds of congress after the fashion of the different kinds of beasts and of birds. For these different kinds of congress, performed according to the usage of each country, and the liking of each individual, generate love, friendship, and respect in the hearts of women.”
(The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana, Translated by Richard F. Burton)

Regarding the Kama Sutra translations, The Kama Sutra has been translated into hundreds of languages by numerous authors across the globe. All the translations are different, of course. The most widely known translations were done by Sir Richard Francis Burton, Indra Sinha, Wendy Doniger, Alain Danielou. The most widely known English translation of the Kama Sutra was privately printed in 1883. It is usually attributed to Sir Richard Francis Burton, a renowned linguist, translator, writer, diplomat, and oriental studies scholar. One of the most notable translations was published in 1980. It is The Love Teachings of Kama Sutra, by Indra Sinha, a British writer of English and Indian descent. In the late eighties its chapter on lovemaking positions began circulating on the internet as most famous section of the book.

In Kama Sutra there are sex poses many of which are named after Nature: flowers, birds and… animals. Some names of the sex positions sound very nice and exotic, some do not. I bet most of us are quite familiar with the deliciously-naughty Doggy-style variants :) Now what about a Peacock-style? Or a Swan-style? Huh? ;)

Now let’s get this party started.

Firstly, let’s find out the kinds of sexual union. This is very interesting. According to the size of a man’s love-tool, the penis (the lingam), man is divided into three main types: the hare man, the bull man and the horse man. According to the depth of a woman’s vagina (the yoni), a woman can be a female deer, a mare or a female elephant. Thus, there are three equal unions between lovers of corresponding dimensions, and six unequal unions, when the dimensions don’t correspond. Equal unions: hare-deer; bull-mare; horse-elephant. Unequal unions: hare-mare; hare-elephant; bull-deer; bull-elephant; horse-deer; horse-mare. Sexual compatibility is very important in sexual relationships. Thus, it’s better when the dimensions of male and female sexual organs correspond.

Everyone I know is looking for enjoyable sex, and Kama Sutra lovemaking positions is a surefire way to get some! Okay, no more blah blah blah from me, let’s get down to business. Below you’ll find the Kama Sutra sexual poses as translated by Indra Sinha. Well, I have to admit that sometimes it is hard to understand exactly how to get into this or that position, but still the text is worth a read and some positions well worth a try!

Take a deep breath, read carefully, use your imagination and let’s look at the positions :)

Markata – The Monkey. Lying down position. The round-thighed woman on the bed grasps her ankles and raises high her lotus feet; you strike her to the root, kissing and slapping open-palmed between her breasts: this is Markata (The Monkey)

Vyomapada – Sky-foot. Lying down position. Your lovely wife, lying on the bed, grasps her own feet and draws them up until they reach her hair; you catch her breasts and make love: this is Vyomapada (Sky-foot)

Kaurma – The Tortoise. The sitting position. Seated, mouth to mouth, arms against arms, thighs against thighs: this is Kaurma (The Tortoise)

Mayura – the Peacock. The sitting pose. Seated, the lady raises one foot to point vertically over her head and steadies it with her hands, offering up her yoni for lovemaking: this is Mayura (The Peacock)

Padma – the Lotus. The sitting position. If, sitting facing her, you grasp her ankles and fasten them like a chain behind your neck, and she grips her toes as you make love, it is the delightful Padma (The Lotus)

Kirtibandha – the Knot of Fame. The sitting pose. Sitting erect, grip your lover’s waist and pull her on to you, your loins continuously leaping together with a sound like the flapping of elephants’ ears: this is Kirtibandha (The Knot of Fame)

Jaya – Victory. The sitting pose. Kneeling between her thighs, tickle her breasts and under her arms, call her ‘my lovely darling’ and print deep nailmarks around her nipples: thus Jaya (Victory) is expounded

Dhenuka – The Milch Cow. The rear entry position. She bends well forward and grips the bedstead, her buttocks raised high; cup your hands to serpents’ hoods and squeeze her jar-shaped breasts together: this is Dhenuka (The Milch Cow)

Svanaka – The Dog. The rear entry position. If you mount her like a dog, gripping her waist, and she twists round to gaze into your face, experts in the art of love say it is Svanaka (The Dog)

Hirana – The Deer. The rear entry position. If the lady, eager for love, goes on all fours, humping her back like a doe, and you enjoy her from behind, rutting as though you’d lost all human nature, it is Hirana (The Deer)

Marjara – The Cat. The rear entry position. If she lies on her stomach and you seize her ankles in one hand, lift them high and make love, tilting her chin back with your other hand, it is Marjara (The Cat)

Aibha – The Elephant. The rear entry position. When your mistress lays breasts, arms and forehead to the carpet, raising her buttocks high, and you guide your penis into her yoni, it is Aibha (The Elephant)

Hastika – The Elephant. One more rear entry position. You lift her ankles high; she draws up and extends her legs as though she were crawling through the air: this is Hastika (The Elephant).

Nagabandha – The Elephant. And one more rear entry position. Lying on her side, facing away, the fawn-eyed girl offers you her buttocks and your penis penetrates the house of love: this is Nagabandha (The Elephant)

Hansabandha – The Swan. Role reversal position. She sits upright upon you, her head thrown back like a rearing mare, bringing her feet together on the bed to one side of your body: this is Hansabandha (The Swan)

Hansa-lila – Swan Sport. Role reversal position. If she strides you, facing your feet, brings both her feet up to your thighs, and works her hips frantically, it is known as Hansa-lila (Swan Sport)

Virsha – The Bull. Role reversal position. If you lie flat on your back with legs stretched out and your lover sits astride you, facing away and grasping your feet, it is called Virsha (The Bull)

So what do you think? Okay, okay, I guess I know what you think :)) But just think of the FUN you can have trying out these sensual and erotic, fun and exotic poses! (lol). According to my experience, success with these positions depends on yours and your lover’s flexibility, the size and shape of your lingam (dick) and yoni (pussy), and your willingness to play and experiment!

And finally, a short joke:

A man is reading Kama Sutra. He notices an interesting position and shows his wife:
- Honey, look, very interesting, let’s have sex while I have you in your ear?
- Oh… you must have gone mad! I may lose the hearing in that ear!
- Hm… But after ten years living together you still able to speak… Isn’t it? :)

Have fun and play safe, okay? :)

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