Woman About Sex

The biggest secret to a long and happy sex life is learning new things and improving yourself as a lover, playing safe and staying healthy, having more sex more often, laughing a lot and bringing more fun into your sex life! Do you know that not only an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away? Also, it is a laugh a day that keeps the doctor away!

Today I want to make you laugh a little and brighten up your day with 20 sex funnies! Okay, I know some of you have heard most of them before, but they’re still good! Enjoy these and SHARE YOURS!

Hello To Sarah and Pam

Three recently married couples spend their honeymoon’s first night in the same hotel. The next morning the three woman meet in the hall and decide to have breakfast together and to gossip about their wedding night, although one of them claims she won’t be eating anything. The first starts enthusiastic, “Last night my husband put his whole hand inside me!” The second bride, not surprised at all, proudly takes her turn at once, “Mhuh… my husband put his whole arm inside me!” Then, both women look at the third one who, although moving very clumsily, stares at them with ambiguous satisfaction in her whole body, looks down on her hip and cries out to it, “Hey John, come out and say hello to Sarah and Pam!”

The Revenge

One day a husband and wife were in the bathroom. The wife was getting out of the shower and the husband grabs her boobs and says “If these were firmer you wouldn’t need a bra.” The wife was repulsed by his behavior and ignores him.

The next week the two are again in the bathroom and while the wife was getting out of the shower he grabs her ass and says “If your ass was firmer you wouldn’t need a girdle.”

The wife is now pissed and is plotting her revenge.

One day a week later the husband is getting out of the shower and the wife grabs his dick and says “If this was a little bit bigger I wouldn’t need your brother.”

At The Doctor’s Office

A beautiful woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says “Do you know what I am doing?” She replies “Yes, checking for abnormalities.” He tells her to take off her shirt and bra and he starts rubbing her breasts. He says “Do you know what I am doing now?” She replies “Yes, checking for lumps and cancer.” Finally, he tells he takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her. He says “Do you know what I am doing now?” She replies “Yes, you’re getting herpes. That’s why I am here.”

Code Of Ethics

“Doctor, would you kiss me?” says the patient.
“No”, says the doctor. “You are a very beautiful woman, but it’s against my code of ethics.”
“Please, just one kiss”, she asks again.
“It’s totally out of the question,” he replies. “Strictly speaking you shouldn’t even be sucking my cock.”

A Woman’s Prayer

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.
AMEN

Single Woman’s Bedtime Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who’s not a creep
One who’s handsome, smart and strong
One whose willy is thick and long
One who thinks before he speaks
When he promises to call, he doesn’t wait weeks
I pray that he is gainfully employed
And when I spend his cash he’s not annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who’ll make love to my mind
Knows what to say when I ask ‘How big’s my behind?’
One who’ll make love til my body’s a twitchin
In the hall, the loo, the garden and the kitchen
I pray this man will love me no end
And never attempt to shag my best friend
And as I kneel and pray by my bed
I look at the shithead you sent me instead
Amen

Hypothetically and Realistically

One day a boy comes home from school and says, “Dad, I need to know the meaning of ‘hypothetically’ and ‘realistically’ for school.” The father replies, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with another man for 1 million dollars.” The little boy goes and asks and sure enough she says yes. His dad says, “Ok now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars.” He does and sure enough she says yes. The father says, “You see son, hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realistically we are living with a couple of whores.”

Don’t Disgrace The Family

A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.

He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don’t let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.”

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: “Grandma, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family…”

Granny fainted….

Hard Lives

There were 3 dicks standing on the corner. They were talking about how hard there lives are. The first dick said, “I have it the worst, my master plays with me all night.” The second dick said, “No, I have it much worse than you, my master strokes me all night.” The third dick says, “That’s nothing, my master puts a plastic bag over my head, shoves me in a dark tunnel, and makes me do push-ups until I puke.”

PMS stands for:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My SweatpantS
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect

Little Susie and Little Johnny

One day Little Susie got her monthly period for the first time in her life. Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny’s eyes opened wide in amazement. “You know,” he said, “I’m not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!”

“Foreplay”

A typical married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he paused and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while. Then he stopped, and resumed reading his book. The wife gradually became aroused with this. Thinking that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement, before going any further, she got up and started stripping in front of him!

The husband confused, asked, “What are you doing?”
The wife replied, “You were playing with my pussy, I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight.”
The husband said, “No, not at all.”
Then the wife asked, “Well what the hell were you doing then?”
The husband replied, “I was wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in the book.”

How To Measure Your Dick

The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn’t sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, “Compared to what?”
She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, “I’m bigger than that.”
Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, “I’m bigger than that.”
Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, “I’m about that big.”
She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, “You’re a medium.”

Stand Back

What did Adam say to Eve?
Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets!

Oral Sex

A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked, “How often I should have it?” His grandfather told him, “When you first get married, you want it all the time, and will maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary” The young fellow then asked his grandfather, “Well how about you and Grandma now?”

His grandfather replied, “Oh, we just have oral sex now”
“What’s oral sex?” the young fellow asked.
“Well,” Grandpa said, “She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. And she yells, ‘Fuck You!’, and I holler back, ‘Fuck You’ too!”

“Mathematics”

Do you like mathematics? If you do, then stand up, subtract your clothing, add a bed, divide your legs and let’s multiply!

The Smallest Hotel In The World

What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.

The Happiest Woman In The World

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.’ The woman replies, “I’ll miss you…”

Lousy Lover

It’s the morning after the honeymoon, and the wife says, “You know, you’re really a lousy lover.” The husband replies, “How can you tell after only 30 seconds?”

A Dog Named “SEX”

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He’s a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one, too!” Then I said, “But this is for a dog.” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand. I’ve had Sex since I was 9 years old.” He winked and said, “You must have been quite a kid.”

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, “You don’t need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don’t care what you do.” I said, “Look, you don’t seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Funny—I have the same problem.”

One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. “But you don’t understand,” I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on TV.” He said, “Now that cable is all over the place, it’s no big deal anymore.”

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.” The judge said, “This courtroom isn’t a confessional. Stick to the case, please.” Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said “That’s not unusual. It happens to a lot of people.”

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 4 o’clock in the morning?” I told him that I was looking for Sex.

My case comes up Friday…

Who was HE?

This guy was taking a course in human sexuality. The instructor was going through various things in the Kinsey report, and the class members gasped audibly when she read out that a woman had several hundred orgasms in a single session.

A male voice said, “Wow, who was she?”.
A female voice followed with, “The hell with that…who was HE?”

Have a nice and orgasm-filled day, smile more and spread the joy around! ;)

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Yes, guys, today I’m in the mood for KAMA SUTRA! In this post, we are going to look at how else you and your special someone can achieve mind-blowing orgasms and enhance your love life!

The Kama Sutra… I guess, almost every adult knows the name of the most famous work that gives insights into erotic pleasure and sexuality of men and women, and delves into other mental and emotional aspects of human relationships. Don’t know anything about Kama Sutra? Well, let me summarize it briefly because there is a lot to say about the book and its origin and the author. A number of different theories are associated with the history of the Kama Sutra, thus the origins are vague. It’s believed that it was written between the first and the fourth century AD, and composed by an Indian sage Vatsyayana. It is an ancient Indian text originally known as Vatsyayana Kamasutram or Vatsyayana’s Aphorisms on Love, written in the Sanskrit language. The Kama Sutra is organized into seven parts, parts into chapters, and chapters into paragraphs. The first part is an introduction focusing on love in general; the second tells about kinds of sexual union and various sexual techniques; the third explores forms of marriage and the acquisition of a wife; the fourth is about the nature of wives; the fifth is about the wives of other men; the sixth part is mainly about courtesans, and the seventh part of the manual discusses the ways of attracting others and gives recipes and herbs helping to excite desire. In these parts you find in-depth discussions on the art of kissing; seduction; various types of foreplay; types of embraces; the art of scratching and biting during sex; blows and sighs and sexual sounds; oral sex, and of course sexual positioning. The Kama Sutra describes making love as “divine union” and contains various lovemaking poses designed to bring great pleasure and orgasmic heights into love life of BOTH sexes…

Have you ever noticed that when we (humans) make love, we somewhat imitate the sex postures of various animals? While making love, in the very heat of the moment, sometimes, we act like “animals”. Many lovers make “animal” noises; they moan, groan or scream. Some guys “howl” like a dog. Some ladies “purr” and scratch a guy’s back like a cat. And, well, let’s admit that all this “animal-like” behavior during sex may be very hot and very sexy.

“When a woman stands on her hands and feet like a quadruped, and her lover mounts her like a bull, it is called the congress of a cow”

“In the same way can be carried on the congress of a dog, the congress of a goat, the congress of a deer, the forcible mounting of an ass, the congress of a cat, the jump of a tiger, the pressing of an elephant, the rubbing of a boar, and the mounting of a horse. And in all these cases the characteristics of these different animals should be manifested by acting like them”

“An ingenious person should multiply the kinds of congress after the fashion of the different kinds of beasts and of birds. For these different kinds of congress, performed according to the usage of each country, and the liking of each individual, generate love, friendship, and respect in the hearts of women.”
(The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana, Translated by Richard F. Burton)

Regarding the Kama Sutra translations, The Kama Sutra has been translated into hundreds of languages by numerous authors across the globe. All the translations are different, of course. The most widely known translations were done by Sir Richard Francis Burton, Indra Sinha, Wendy Doniger, Alain Danielou. The most widely known English translation of the Kama Sutra was privately printed in 1883. It is usually attributed to Sir Richard Francis Burton, a renowned linguist, translator, writer, diplomat, and oriental studies scholar. One of the most notable translations was published in 1980. It is The Love Teachings of Kama Sutra, by Indra Sinha, a British writer of English and Indian descent. In the late eighties its chapter on lovemaking positions began circulating on the internet as most famous section of the book.

In Kama Sutra there are sex poses many of which are named after Nature: flowers, birds and… animals. Some names of the sex positions sound very nice and exotic, some do not. I bet most of us are quite familiar with the deliciously-naughty Doggy-style variants :) Now what about a Peacock-style? Or a Swan-style? Huh? ;)

Now let’s get this party started.

Firstly, let’s find out the kinds of sexual union. This is very interesting. According to the size of a man’s love-tool, the penis (the lingam), man is divided into three main types: the hare man, the bull man and the horse man. According to the depth of a woman’s vagina (the yoni), a woman can be a female deer, a mare or a female elephant. Thus, there are three equal unions between lovers of corresponding dimensions, and six unequal unions, when the dimensions don’t correspond. Equal unions: hare-deer; bull-mare; horse-elephant. Unequal unions: hare-mare; hare-elephant; bull-deer; bull-elephant; horse-deer; horse-mare. Sexual compatibility is very important in sexual relationships. Thus, it’s better when the dimensions of male and female sexual organs correspond.

Everyone I know is looking for enjoyable sex, and Kama Sutra lovemaking positions is a surefire way to get some! Okay, no more blah blah blah from me, let’s get down to business. Below you’ll find the Kama Sutra sexual poses as translated by Indra Sinha. Well, I have to admit that sometimes it is hard to understand exactly how to get into this or that position, but still the text is worth a read and some positions well worth a try!

Take a deep breath, read carefully, use your imagination and let’s look at the positions :)

Markata – The Monkey. Lying down position. The round-thighed woman on the bed grasps her ankles and raises high her lotus feet; you strike her to the root, kissing and slapping open-palmed between her breasts: this is Markata (The Monkey)

Vyomapada – Sky-foot. Lying down position. Your lovely wife, lying on the bed, grasps her own feet and draws them up until they reach her hair; you catch her breasts and make love: this is Vyomapada (Sky-foot)

Kaurma – The Tortoise. The sitting position. Seated, mouth to mouth, arms against arms, thighs against thighs: this is Kaurma (The Tortoise)

Mayura – the Peacock. The sitting pose. Seated, the lady raises one foot to point vertically over her head and steadies it with her hands, offering up her yoni for lovemaking: this is Mayura (The Peacock)

Padma – the Lotus. The sitting position. If, sitting facing her, you grasp her ankles and fasten them like a chain behind your neck, and she grips her toes as you make love, it is the delightful Padma (The Lotus)

Kirtibandha – the Knot of Fame. The sitting pose. Sitting erect, grip your lover’s waist and pull her on to you, your loins continuously leaping together with a sound like the flapping of elephants’ ears: this is Kirtibandha (The Knot of Fame)

Jaya – Victory. The sitting pose. Kneeling between her thighs, tickle her breasts and under her arms, call her ‘my lovely darling’ and print deep nailmarks around her nipples: thus Jaya (Victory) is expounded

Dhenuka – The Milch Cow. The rear entry position. She bends well forward and grips the bedstead, her buttocks raised high; cup your hands to serpents’ hoods and squeeze her jar-shaped breasts together: this is Dhenuka (The Milch Cow)

Svanaka – The Dog. The rear entry position. If you mount her like a dog, gripping her waist, and she twists round to gaze into your face, experts in the art of love say it is Svanaka (The Dog)

Hirana – The Deer. The rear entry position. If the lady, eager for love, goes on all fours, humping her back like a doe, and you enjoy her from behind, rutting as though you’d lost all human nature, it is Hirana (The Deer)

Marjara – The Cat. The rear entry position. If she lies on her stomach and you seize her ankles in one hand, lift them high and make love, tilting her chin back with your other hand, it is Marjara (The Cat)

Aibha – The Elephant. The rear entry position. When your mistress lays breasts, arms and forehead to the carpet, raising her buttocks high, and you guide your penis into her yoni, it is Aibha (The Elephant)

Hastika – The Elephant. One more rear entry position. You lift her ankles high; she draws up and extends her legs as though she were crawling through the air: this is Hastika (The Elephant).

Nagabandha – The Elephant. And one more rear entry position. Lying on her side, facing away, the fawn-eyed girl offers you her buttocks and your penis penetrates the house of love: this is Nagabandha (The Elephant)

Hansabandha – The Swan. Role reversal position. She sits upright upon you, her head thrown back like a rearing mare, bringing her feet together on the bed to one side of your body: this is Hansabandha (The Swan)

Hansa-lila – Swan Sport. Role reversal position. If she strides you, facing your feet, brings both her feet up to your thighs, and works her hips frantically, it is known as Hansa-lila (Swan Sport)

Virsha – The Bull. Role reversal position. If you lie flat on your back with legs stretched out and your lover sits astride you, facing away and grasping your feet, it is called Virsha (The Bull)

So what do you think? Okay, okay, I guess I know what you think :)) But just think of the FUN you can have trying out these sensual and erotic, fun and exotic poses! (lol). According to my experience, success with these positions depends on yours and your lover’s flexibility, the size and shape of your lingam (dick) and yoni (pussy), and your willingness to play and experiment!

And finally, a short joke:

A man is reading Kama Sutra. He notices an interesting position and shows his wife:
- Honey, look, very interesting, let’s have sex while I have you in your ear?
- Oh… you must have gone mad! I may lose the hearing in that ear!
- Hm… But after ten years living together you still able to speak… Isn’t it? :)

Have fun and play safe, okay? :)

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Hello my sweet and sexy friends! I am very, very sorry I haven’t been around as much as I would have liked, but that doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten about you! Lots of things going on at my house recently, so I have been insanely busy and not able to apply enough time to blogging. Life outside of blogging has a horrible habit of getting very busy some times. Still, I’m doing well and enjoying life, men and sex! And I hope all of you are well as well! Thank you for all your e-mails and comments – it’s always a pleasure to me to hear from you!

Now, I am slowly getting back into the swing of things on-line and I will be catching up on everyone’s new posts soon! Just yesterday I visited someone’s page and ended up at another blogger’s page, a woman’s diary-style blog where she talks about her daily things and some sexual experiences with her hubby. These experiences are described in the most candid manner and one cannot fail to admire her openness. Being always curious about other women’s sexual experiences, I decided to read some of her posts. And there was a post about her sex life where she tells that although she enjoys sex with her husband, she has a really hard time reaching orgasm while making love with him, and she cannot even reach the big ‘O’ through masturbation. She’s incredibly disappointed, and her feelings of frustration put a wedge between her and her partner. The story of that woman gave me an idea for today’s post.

As we all know, for most men, sex ends with an orgasm. But if you are a woman, achieving the big ‘O’ is not an easy task. So, today we’re going to talk about the complexity of a female orgasm and the possible causes of women not getting it. I hope that what follows will be of interest to both men and women.

The complexity of a female orgasm

Although orgasm is a complex experience for both men and women, female orgasm is not the same as male orgasm. Basically, female climax usually lacks evident signs and takes a longer time to build up. Let’s go through the stages of a female orgasm and find out the possible physical “indicators” of a woman reaching it.

The excitement stage involves:
Increased heart rate; quicker breathing; vaginal swelling and lubrication due to increased blood flow.
The Plateau stage involves: more vaginal swelling; the vaginal opening becomes more prominent; change of the color of her privates (from pink to red wine color); increase in muscle tension; the nipples increase in size and become very sensitive; the clitoris increases in size and becomes very sensitive to a touch; many women experience a “sex flush” as a result of increased blood flow.
The Orgasm: this is the peak of the arousal that involves intense muscle contractions and spasms; there is a multiple and rhythmic contraction in the vagina, anus and uterus; heavy sweating; intense breathing; moaning and groaning. At the peak of orgasm a woman’s entire body may become momentarily rigid! Some women ‘ejaculate’ (emit some fluid from urethra).
The Resolution stage involves: blood releases away from the vagina; breasts and nipples become soft; heart rate, breathing and blood pressure go down. The labia, the clit, and uterus return to their normal color and size.

The possible causes for not getting it

Having an orgasm is a delicious feeling! But not all women always have it. Some women have an orgasm most of the time, some have it sometimes, and many (!) can’t have one at all. Either by themselves or with a lover. Okay, it’s true that, for many women, sex can be satisfying even without an orgasm, because they value the closeness, kissing, cuddling, and the feeling of him inside her, more than the orgasm itself. BUT still that doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to enjoy that “happy ending”!

There are various possible causes for a woman not “getting there”: physical, psychological/emotional and circumstantial. Of course, below I mention just some of them. And if you find some causes taking place in your relationship – then it’s time to think about what you can do about the problem.

Psychological/emotional causes of a woman for not climaxing may include:
• Low self-esteem and negative feelings about her body image or smell
• Worrying about what her lover is thinking about her body, her style of lovemaking, her sexual technique, etc
• Most women find it difficult to “be in the moment” and think a lot about other things during sex
• Concentrating too hard on reaching orgasm, and fear of that she won’t be able to reach it
• Dislike of a partner’s sexual behavior and style; dislike of a partner’s body smell or taste
• Relationship issues and difficulties (for example, stress or conflict, or lack of trust and open communication about sex) can prevent a woman relaxing enough to reach the big ‘O’
• Contraception worries
• Lack of sexual experience
• Not enough knowledge about her own body and sexual self
• An experience of harmful events; emotional, physical or sexual abuse

Circumstantial causes of a woman for not climaxing may include:
• Not enough foreplay or lack of foreplay
• Not enough stimulation or “wrong” stimulation
• Trying to orgasm simultaneously with her partner by repressing her own sexual response
• Being too focused on her lover’s orgasm and not giving enough stimulation to herself
• Sex routine
• Not comfortable setting or atmosphere

Physical causes of a woman for not climaxing may include:
• Some medications may alter sexual desire and response
• Certain surgeries can affect a woman’s sexuality
• Hormonal changes; changes in the vagina tissues, vaginal dryness

What men can do to “bring her water to boiling”

My dear male readers, please bear in mind that female orgasm is not a push-button response. Sure, there is no one formula that works for every woman, because all women are different in their sexual responses and sexual likes and dislikes. There are some hot ladies who can get turned on very quickly and achieve orgasm easily. But MOST women need some additional stimulation and special atmosphere for having their “water boiling”.

The following tips may help you, dear men, to bring your lovely lady to that “happy ending”. Take notes ;)

• Compliment her before, during and after sex, and remember that if you tell her she’s sexy, she becomes and behaves sexy!
• Keep in mind that in addition to the “right” physical stimulation, most women also need erotic mental stimulation to achieve the big ‘O’ (for example: compliments, sexual fantasies, sex games, erotic talk, mood music, etc)
• Offer her a pleasant, comfortable surroundings and atmosphere
• Bring to bed a good lubricant, if needed
• Do not rush things. Take your time when it comes to foreplay; slowly and softly fondle, caress, lick and kiss every inch of her body, from head to toe; help her focus on her pleasurable sensations
• Play with her breasts and nipples
• Please her orally
• Please her manually
• Don’t attack the clitoris, play softly and gently
• Experiment with different sex positions until you find the one that she loves best (for example, woman on top position or doggy-style position are probably one of the most effective sex positions to increase her chances to achieve the big ‘O’)
• Try mutual masturbation and different types of non-penetrative activities
• Play with sex toys for variety and extra stimulation
• Try tantric sex and tantric kissing
• And keep in mind that asking her questions like “Have you come yet?”, or “Haven’t you come yet?” can really kill the mood in the heat of the moment!

Things to avoid doing when it comes to pleasuring a woman:

• Asking her whether she has orgasmed yet or not
• Asking too many questions during lovemaking: “Do you like this”, “Do you like that?”, “What do you want me to do now?”, “What do you want me to do next?”, etc
• Being rough with her love-button, the clitoris
• Biting and squeezing her breasts TOO hard
• Being rough with manual stimulation of her “goodies”

Who is responsible for a woman’s orgasm?

Unfortunately, we women love to blame men almost for everything. There is a common misconception among women that a woman’s orgasm is a man’s duty, and if she does not achieve orgasm during sex, a man, again, is the only one to blame. Quite unfairly, because BOTH are responsible! Ladies, if you wish to receive orgasms, it’s your responsibility to know “the mechanism” of your own orgasm and sexual arousal, and inform him how to please you! Tell him how to make you satisfied! As for you, gentlemen… You guys are responsible for building up her desire for you and excitement. Know her body needs, develop your sexual skills and techniques, be attentive to her body language, and talk to her! Plus, keep in mind the tips I’ve mentioned above!

Can a woman enjoy sex without an orgasm?

Although there are many women who enjoy intimacy without an orgasm, orgasm IS necessary for a woman as it’s for a man. Not only experiencing orgasm is a wonderful feeling, orgasms are beneficial to a woman’s health! Orgasms can help to reduce stress, by the release of endorphins, hormones which “switch off” the parts of the brain that govern stress, anxiety and fear. Orgasms help to lose weight. Orgasms and regular sex life can boost the immune system. When a woman gets an orgasm it increases the level of the hormones which make her hair shine and skin smooth. In fact, if a woman is aroused and does not climax, she may find herself feeling very, very uncomfortable after sex. Regularly unreleased sexual tension may result in various emotional and physical problems (for example, mastopathy or myoma due to stagnated blood). Personally, when I get aroused and do not orgasm, I feel an aching discomfort in my lower abdomen. This feeling typically lasts for up to or more than half an hour! Well, an orgasm a day can really keep the doctor away! :)

And one final point. If a woman has difficulty achieving the big ‘O’, it does not necessarily mean she is not ‘normal’ or there is something wrong with her. Dear men, in fact, MOST women CAN receive orgasms! We women just need the “right” conditions and a skilled and caring YOU. Also, some champagne, flowers, chocolates and a feeling of being wanted and appreciated can definitely increase the likelihood of our orgasm! ;)

Eah, I know that pleasuring us women IS NOT EASY. Well, nobody said life would be easy. But we can make living life a little bit easier by helping each other to enjoy amazing, powerful, earth-shattering orgasms! ;)

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Do you know that, in the past, doctors used vibrators to bring female patients to orgasm as a means of treating some female health problems? Today you can keep doctors away and choose from the widest range of modern sex toys and vibrators to “treat” yourself! Enjoy the highest peak of pleasure – ORGASM, and enhance your sex life and overall health! ;)

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