Woman About Sex

Sex is always an “adventure”. The adventure that is different every time! Of course, we all enjoy making love in the comforts of our homes in our comfortable beds, but sometimes an occasional outdoor session can be equally enjoyable and pleasurable! Sex outdoors is often an extra-spice for a relationship, and it always gets into the “an experience I’ll never forget” “folder” in your brain, because getting frisky outdoors can be some of the greatest sexual memories one can have.

Well, I’m feeling frisky today, so I thought I would continue sharing with you, my sexy friends, some hot information on a delicious subject: sex in public places. Now, relax, get a cup of something and enjoy a follow up to my previous post: six online stories of wild outdoor sex! Adventurous men and women tell their dirty real stories that are sure to make your juices flowing and panties wet! And again, if you are going to engage in a wild, crazy, passionate “sexcapades” outdoors, a word of caution to you: play safe, be careful, be quick and be smart about it! Enjoy!

Men tell…

Fucking by the River

I was cruising down the main street of downtown Fairbanks, Alaska, and saw this tall beautiful woman walking down the street. She was looking at me as I drove slowly along. I pulled over to the side and she came over and got in the passenger side of the car. We drove to a more secluded spot in town and she immediately told me in a very sexy voice, “I want to sleep with you.” I was frightened because I was a married man, but I really wanted to screw her. I couldn’t bring myself to do anything that day with her and took her back to where I picked her up. Later that month, I saw her again and she got into the car and we drove to a park area by the river that goes through town. We got out off the car and lay on the grass next to the river. It was a warm day and we were both rather hot. She unzipped my fly and pulled out my hard cock and began to rub it tenderly. It felt so good. I unzipped her pants and pulled them down and rammed my cock into her. We fucked until we both came right there where we could see houses on the other side of the river. I saw her again and this time we pulled into a quiet area in town and I opened her pants and slid my fingers into her cunt and massaged her clit for a while. Finally, her body stiffened up so rigid as she exploded with her pussy juices. That was a very exciting time for me, to say the least. We met many times again, but the fucking we had by the riverside out in the open was one of the best I have ever had.

Sex-Soaked Sleeping Bag

I hadn’t had a date in weeks and hadn’t had sex in almost 6 months, but my friends are always trying to set me up with a friend of theirs. They said that they wanted me to come camping and have some fun for a few days, so I said what the hell, I’ll come by after work on Saturday. The drive to this place took about two and a half hours and it was about 7 by the time I got there, just in time to set up my tent and meet this woman. She was a bit older than I was — 9 years older but I had no intention of doing what I did that night so I really didn’t care. I got all set up, met her kids and had a few drinks. After a few hours the others went to their tents and I went to mine. I offered this woman the company of my tent for the night and she accepted. Once she got settled she asked if I would mind if she slept naked. I said OK, so she got undressed. I just got hot and so was she. We ended up having the wildest sex ever, at least a dozen times in that one night. We tried every way and did almost everything and she was cumming almost every 5 minutes. She was cumming so hard and so much that my sleeping bag was soaked in the morning, and she had a hard time walking. I just couldn’t stop smiling. It was the best camping trip of my life.

Step Up

My long legged girlfriend was driving me home from the bar one night. It was about 2am on a cool clear night in California. We stopped at the park and she led me to a large jungle gym like thing. We found one nice sized step at the end of a small bridge about 10 feet above the ground. It didn’t take her long to remove her pants and sit with her legs spread on that step. Before I knew it I was on front of her on my knees (with my pants dropped to my knees) feeling the brisk air on my ass and shaft as I sloppily stroked her hot wet box.
She told me I should pull my pants up a little just in case someone walked by and I laughed at the thought of someone in the park at that hour. A few minutes later I turn around and there was a group of teenage boys walking through the park. They didn’t act like they noticed but they sure were quiet…

Women tell…

Out In the Open

Do you remember the first time you ever fucked outside? I do. I can still feel the cool summer air on my skin. My boyfriend and I were at a bar and left because we were so horny. We decided to walk home since the weather was so nice. As we walked past a local school, we both got the same idea to start messing around on the playground. He pulled me to the swings and he sat down, slowly swinging. I was standing in front of him as he slid his hands up the back of my thighs. It was then that he noticed that I had no panties under my skirt. This set him on fire. I unzipped his pants and he pulled me onto his lap facing away from him. I felt his cock slide into my hot, wet cunt and it was amazing. The thrill was expecting someone to walk by at any moment as he pumped deeper and deeper into me. He was making me crazy. I felt him bite into my neck as he thrust hard one more time and I felt the explosion of his hot cum deep inside of me. This triggered the most intense orgasm for me and the pulsing of my pussy kept him cumming and cumming.

Rain Man

This happened about 6 years ago before I met my husband, but it was the most erotic experience I have ever had. A guy friend of mine and I went ran into each other at the bar. We started doing tequila shots and having a great time. Well, he said he would drive me home. We got into the car and were driving along and he started rubbing my thighs. It was a sprinkling a light rain so he decided to pull over into a field down the road from my house. We took our clothes off and were dancing naked in the rain, I felt like a Hippie at Woodstock. We started kissing and touching each other and he laid back and brought me on top of him. It started raining harder and thundering and it sent jolts through our bodies. The warm wet rain on our bodies felt amazing in the summer heat. I came the hardest I ever had before that night! I only saw him once since then but, whenever it thunders I think of that night. Wherever you are Brad, Thanks for that night.

Under the Moon

One night my husband and I went up to a picnic spot at a lookout that overlooked the city. We were kissing and the next thing I knew I had my pants off. I sat
on top of a picnic table in a dark spot and he stood between my legs and pushed himself into me. I moaned with pleasure and begged him to push himself harder and harder. He then pulled me down off the table and I lent over the guard rail and he fucked me from behind. I heard some people in the distance but all I wanted was to feel his throbbing dick thrust into me. It was so passionate and forceful and I wanted more so we walked to the center of the picnic ground. The moon was full and the light was bright there and we laid down on the ground and fucked again. I looked up to the moon and trees not caring who saw us.

Hope everyone is having an awesome day! Hope to see you soon and… do not forget to send me your own naughty stories (wink)!

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Christmas And New Year’s Sex Stories: True and So Hot!

My Latest Articles:
Things You Should Never Say During Sex! Part One
“MOOD-KILLERS” Or Things Not To Say Before, During And After Sex! Part Two
Tantric Sex – Sexual Pleasure For Body, For Mind, For Soul
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Sex In Public Places – Minimize Risk And Maximize Pleasure!

Parked cars, swimming pools, parks, offices, balconies, wherever the mood strikes… So, how dirty and naughty you are? ;) Have you ever had sex in a public place?

I know tons of people who have had it, love it and do it whenever they get the chance. Personally, I’ll be honest and say that I’m really not into having sex in random, public places and it is not high on my long sexual fantasy list. Still, being sexually adventurous, I have had it several times but there was no one around because being watched doesn’t turn me on. Sometimes the desire is too overpowering to wait, so public and outdoor sex is all about “take me, right here, right now! It doesn’t matter where we are!!!”. It’s about doing what’s considered naughty and “forbidden”, and yes, it worth trying at least once, if it’s not harming anyone else and if you’re completely responsible for all your actions. Sexual escapades in outdoors, in public or semi-public places do add novelty and spontaneity to a sexual relationship, and lead to more intense, more explosive orgasms. This is a “quickie” kind of sex which can be extremely thrilling and exciting, for both sexes…

Well, what is public sex? Why do people want it, love it and do it? What are some popular places for engaging in a public place quickie? Taboos and things you should be aware of when doing it in a public place. Let’s talk about it a bit more today, ok?

Sex in public places: what is it? So, what kind of sex is considered public sex? Public sex is engaging in any form of sexual activity in places where other people could potentially see it. Note that the term “public sex” is not referring to sex in public but is referring to sex in public areas. We’re living in a time when people are sexually adventurous, sexually confident and liberated. Thus, today’s sex is very public and doing it in a public place is a very common fantasy.

Well, why do people love it and do it? Excitement, fun, and risk are the most popular explanations of sex in public places. Some sex experts claim that the centers of our brain that control fear, nervous system and arousal are close, and the endorphin boost that accompanies risk can boost the arousal.

Perhaps, some couples are turned on by the risk of being caught and seen. Others simply want to add the novelty to their sexual relationship. Some couples purposely seek out public places to engage in those “forbidden” acts, because they enjoy spontaneous, fast, furious encounters and a little bit of nervousness and the heightened adrenaline rush greatly enhance their arousal. Some couples enjoy being watched by strangers.

Whether the motives and potential consequences, many people want it, love it, do it, and will continue to do it.

It’s no surprise that guys are certainly known for being more adventurous and enthusiastic about different kinds and forms of sexual activities, especially those “no-foreplay-no-afterplay” quick pumps (wink). However, believe it or not, some ladies are turned on by sex in public and semi-public places more than you might think. There are many women who enjoy it fast and hard! Generally, of course, having sex in public places is not for everyone. Probably, a person who is naturally adventurous, with a bit of daring, sexually confident and liberated may be willing to commit that naughty deed and may get a real pleasure from it.

What are some popular places for engaging in public sex? Oh, well, the only limit here is your imagination, mood and personal boundaries. Of course, there are limitless places you can engage in that naughty cum-fast-and-quiet session.

Among most popular of the quickie spots which come to mind are: beaches, parked cars, parks, offices, balconies, public washrooms, dressing rooms, sauna, the woods, bars, elevators. Well, perhaps, beaches and cars are the all-time winners here! Among more creative and not-so-common locations for doing the nasty: airplane bathroom, library, cemetery, hiking trail, on a boat, the back of a taxi, sports field, hospital, etc.

Having a quick romp in a public or semi-public place can be highly pleasurable, deliciously intense and fun. However, no matter how naughty you are and whatever the case – just keep in mind one important thing: you must be completely responsible for all your actions, and realize the possible consequences.

Minimize risk and maximize pleasure! Now, let me conclude with some words of caution and things you should be aware of before doing it in a public place. I generally do not approve those “disturb the public peace” actions or breaking the law in some way, but still, I’m definitely for naughty experiments and variety in sex life. So if you get frisky in a public or semi-public place, do it in situations where the chances of actually being caught, arrested and offending anyone are very, very, very LOW. When the idea of having sex in a public place comes to your dirty mind, but you think this idea is too risky, dangerous, unsafe, then forget about it or… save it for a hot fantasy and role-playing.

The first rule of thumb for sex outside your home is considering your safety and that of your partner, and not offending anyone.

Personally, I do not mind if I accidentally notice people enjoying themselves in a public or semi-public place. And, if they haven’t noticed me, I just leave them alone and do them the favor I would want them to do for me (wink-wink). If they have noticed me I just say something like: “It’s ok, have fun!” or “Wow, I want to do the same with my sweetheart!”, and leave them. But this is me. Not everyone has the same attitude I do. That’s why it’s advisable to check out the legal implications and laws against indecent exposure and sexual activities in public places. Because your sexual experiment becomes far less exciting if you get caught by the police, for example, or by-passer who wouldn’t like to see you having sex in a public place.

If you still want to give it a try, or love it and do it in a public spot:

1 – cum fast and very quiet…
2 – don’t leave the used protection behind…
3 – at least try to be clean and not be seen, and…
4 – have an escape plan!

Okay? (wink-wink). And remember that sex is still an intimate thing that should be hidden from stranger’s eyes, by-passers, unwanted viewers, minors, and the police, of course. Well, if being watched doesn’t turn you on and if your accidental viewer is not a voyeur ;)

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There is nothing you can do more for your loved one than to be a considerate and thoughtful lover who knows what to do and what to say before, during and after sex. Appropriate words and phrases can be very powerful and stimulating during sex; words can arouse desire, infuse your lovemaking with passion, and reveal sexual fantasies…

In my last week’s post, we have already looked at a variety of awkward comments and other things we all are not supposed to say during intimacy. So, today’s list is a follow-up to my last week’s list. Again, reviewing some of my friends’ “mood killers”, as well as some of my personal experience, I’ve compiled a list of some things that your partner doesn’t want to hear before, during and after sex. It is for your own good guys, so pay attention and try to avoid the mistakes below that are surprisingly common. Talking in the heat of passion is great and it helps to intensify satisfaction for you and your partner, but there are different kinds of sex talk, for example, there is an erotic talk, a dirty talk and there is a stupid talk (*wink*).

Yes, of course, what people like varies considerably from person to person; still, there are inappropriate, stupid, hilarious, worst things and all-time mood-killers that may ruin the entire experience for both of you and can damage a self esteem.

Well, are you guilty of uttering one or more of the following? ;)

“MOOD-KILLERS” (part two)

I’m sorry, I can’t look at you during sex.
It looks like you’re losing your hair.
Do you smell something burning?
Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
What time is it?
Try not to leave any stains, okay? (using lubes, body paints, oils)
Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
Hope you’re as good looking when I’m sober…
You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
You’ll still vote for me, won’t you?
I think biting is romantic, don’t you?
Sorry, but I don’t do toes.
Actually, your sister likes it like this.
By the way, I want to break up.
You know, your mom’s hot.
Did I mention the video camera?
Smile for the camera, baby!
But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth?
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
What shall we eat today?
Perhaps, you’re just out of practice.
Have you ever considered liposuction?
Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
He: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like… She: Yourself?
Sorry about the name tags. I’m not very good with names.
You know, half inch smaller you could be a woman!
That looks like a penis, only smaller.
We need to talk.
I’m still looking for your good side.
You’re as soft as a sheep, inside and out.
Of course I don’t love you.
I love you. Sort of…
Don’t tell my husband/wife.
I hope you don’t expect a raise for this…
I think you might get the job for this.
A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time!
You know, you’re not really attractive.
Is it OK if I tell my friends about this?
Your breast milk is like my mom’s.
How come we each have a penis?
Why is your penis bigger than mine?
You ARE a girl/boy… right?
Wait… I thought you were a girl!
You could have surgery for that.
The only reason I’m doing this is because I’m drunk.
What the hell is that thing?!
This isn’t how my mom said it would feel.
My mom taught me this…
You’re better than your mother.
I don’t deserve you.
Hey! Where’s the condom gone?!
I’m out of condoms.
Did I tell you where my cold sore came from?
Oh no! That won’t fit THERE!!!
C’mon, it won’t hurt…
I don’t trust you.
Was it you that farted?
Honey, let’s take a break. I need to check my email and I’m sure you probably do too.
OUCH, I hope you cleaned your teeth before you did that!
Is that your blood or mine?
Where is all that blood coming from?
This is my pet rat, Larry…
You sure smell better down here than the women I’ve slept with.
Don’t move. Really, do not move! Help… I’m stuck!
Wake me up when your done.
Oops, I think the battery’s dead.
You looked better before you had kids.
Maybe you should try kegels.
Go *uck yourself!
I hope that was as good for you as it was for me.
Don’t ask me not to hurt you.
My ex was amazing in bed.
Do you need Viagra?
Wanna suck this sh*t?
Not tonight, honey. I have a headache.
Are you acting like this because of PMS?
Did you have tuna for dinner?
Woman: I’ll let you play with my asshole if you let me play with yours…
Do you like this? Do you like this? Do you like this?
But all the other guys love this…
I have to poop…
Can you feel it?

So, what do you feel as you read the above? Not so sexy, right? ;) And finally, let me give you a recommendation today. This one is for you, ladies. There are the four words guys never want to hear. Please do not say them: “IS IT IN YET?” (lol) And, guys, please never, I repeat – NEVER say: “Are you acting like this because of PMS?” LOL

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You might also enjoy reading:

You may have missed part one of Things You Should Never Say During Sex! Read this for 88 things that you are not supposed to say during (before and after, probably) lovemaking.

So you would like to learn how to approach the naughty fun of talking in the sack and feel more comfortable about it? Aren’t sure what to say? I hope Dirty Talk Tips And 50 Examples (from not-so-dirty to the dirtiest) will come in quite handy.

Want to know what turns women on? Top Women’s All-Time Turn-Ons About A Man! Here you will find 10 women’s turn ons about men’s physical appearance, inner qualities and sexual self. Regardless of how a woman defines what she finds sexually arousing and attractive in a man, there are some common women’s turn ons that most women agree to.

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Recommended links and things:

Dirty Talk: Speak the Language of Lust by Lynne Stanton, a great book for dirty talk beginners; it is full of dirty talk examples and ideas! Covered in red velvet and cute, it is a great gift idea for that open-minded friend in your life.

The Fine Art Of Erotic Talk, a well-written book that shows how to entice your lover with words and infuse passion into your lovemaking! In this
guide you will learn some breathing and vocal exercises, vocabulary lists and situation examples that will assist you in transforming yourself from a shy bedroom speaker into a more confident and vocal lover!

Kissing… It is one of the most intimate acts of sexual expression. Highly pleasurable, stimulating, luscious, erotic. Kissing is like a “facial love-making”, and some lovers (including me) can reach orgasm through kissing alone. There are many different kinds of kisses: slow, quick, deep, wet, soft, hard and then there is Tantric kissing.

So, today let’s learn some amazingly pleasurable ways of kissing in the tantric style, and what’s most important, practice our tantric kisses tonight. I want to share with you a great article by Dr. Ava Cadell, a California sexologist, love guru, media therapist, author, founder of Loveology University, worldwide speaker on relationships, intimacy and human sexuality; and simply a beautiful woman.

Before going onto tantric kissing techniques and trying tantric kissing tonight, let me share with you seven pointers to help you set the mood for an extra-special tantric experience. So here’s what you can do:

You must set up the right atmosphere for your tantric practice and get yourself and your loved one ready for your best kissing ever

Try to let go of thoughts that interfere with your sexual pleasure. Ensure there is nothing in your mind except enjoyment of each other. Think about the present moment only

Create a sensual ambience in your bedroom

For a sexually enticing atmosphere, dim the lights or just turn them off

To enjoy even greater pleasure, be sure to light aromatherapy candles with aphrodisiacal scents that stimulate the senses and comfort the mind

The essential oils can be used in burners, candles, incense, or added to bath water

Soft love music is one of the greatest ways to set the mood

Sit naked and look into each other’s eyes. Do not focus on the idea of sex and orgasm; try to focus on establishing a deeper soul connection.

Dissolve your personal boundaries and experiment with the different kinds of kisses below…

Eye brow Kissing

Face your lover in Yab-Yum position (in this beautiful and erotic sexual position the couple faces each other. The woman straddles the man as he sits cross-legged in the Lotus position. For comfort, a guy might have cushions and pillows under his knees), either woman on top or man on top, moisten each other’s eyebrows and then lean into each other with brows touching. Feel the energy flow from one to the other uniting the two of you into a higher level of consciousness.

Synchronized Kissing

Embrace in your favorite lovemaking position with lingam (the penis) and yoni (woman’s genitals) touching, but not inserted. Lips slightly open and touching as you both inhale together gently and exhale together, sharing and synchronizing the same breath.

Orgasmic Kissing

In a loving face-to-face intercourse position with lingam (the penis) inserted into yoni (vagina), lock lips, eye-gaze and one person inhales as the other person exhales, then the other exhales while the other inhales. Share the deep level of intimacy and feel your lover’s sexual breath enter your body and spirit.

What else can you do?

*Build sexual anticipation by kissing all around your lover’s face with soft, baby kisses and use your hands to caress the face, hair or body
*Use your nose to nuzzle and your lips to caress to your lover
*Tease your lover by tracing the outline of his/her lips with the tip of your tongue
*Now put your heart and body into a slow kiss alternating the pressure from gentle to deep with mouth slightly open
*Take your lover’s bottom lip between yours and suck gently. Make some sounds of pleasure
*Lick your lover’s teeth with your tongue and increase your breathing to short rapid breaths
*Wrap your lips around your lover’s tongue and suck passionately alternating your speed from slow to quick
*Explore the inside of your lover’s mouth with your tongue by running it in small and large circles
*Dart your tongue in and out of your lover’s mouth rapidly and then slowly as if you were having intercourse. Remember to use your entire body and make all those wonderful sounds of love
*Use hot or cold liquids to create new kissing sensibilities

One of my favorite acts of tantric kissing is using the tip of my tongue to gently outline the lips of my man. As mentioned above, for a greater pleasure and sensation, you should alternate the pressure from soft to deep and then suck the lips of each other. Please, promise me to give tantric kissing a try. Tantric kissing is easy and extremely pleasurable, since it offers more than just a physical pleasure.

May your day be filled with soul-satisfying, body-stimulating and mind-blowing tantric kisses you’ll never forget! ;)

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Give Tantric Kissing A Try With:

Tantric lovers adult game – Created for any loving couple, this adult game by sexpert Dr. Ava Cadell is a great way to experience that sensual connection while having fun at the same time!
Erotic Massage: The Touch of Love – In this instructional video the erotic voice of Dr. Ava Cadell guides you into a world where the sensual, the sexual, and the spiritual are one. The DVD demonstrates the female and male genital massage, great techniques for the back, the feet, the face, and more.
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Give Tantric Sex a Go With:

Urban Tantra – practicing tantra in the twenty-first century, for people of all genders and orientations
Tantric sex positions – the book will help you understand the practical side of exciting Tantric lovemaking sessions
The Tantric Guide To Be
tter Sex – In this video, Tantric experts guide you through the tantric methods that prolong lovemaking and intensify your orgasm. Attractive couples demonstrate how to channel sexual energy to create full-body orgasms!

Hello there everyone! How are you, boys and girls? As for me, I am in such a great mood! I’m in a great mood today because it’s Friday! Woohoo! Well, today we won’t discuss an issue or learn new sex tips, I just want you to relax and smile. Here are some things you should never say during lovemaking! You’ve probably already read them online and knew that, but still here is a list for those of you who may have missed it. Being vocal during sex and talking dirty is great, but there are things that your partner doesn’t want to hear before, during and after that intimate act! So, people, did you happen to say things from the list below?

Is it in yet?

You’ve got to be kidding me.

When is this supposed to feel good?

Just use your finger, it’s bigger.

How long do you plan to be “almost there”?

Your best friend does this much better.

You could at least ACT like you’re enjoying it!

Haven’t you ever done this before?

If you can’t do it, I’ll find someone else who can.

Get off me, I’ll do it myself!

We’ll try again later when you can satisfy me, too.

You’re almost as good as my ex!

Don’t make that face at me.

Did you come yet, dear?

Yuck! I hope you’re gonna clean that up.

Your “happy trail” led me to a dead end.

Try breathing through your nose.

Your breath is funky…

But I just brushed my teeth!..

Who smells like fish?

Is that smell coming from you?

Hurry up, the game’s about to start.

But you just started!

Ok, start… Oh, yes! That feels so… YOU’RE DONE?!

So that’s why they call you MR. Flash!

You woke me up for that?

That’s it?

This sucks.

God, that is small!

It’s ok, honey, I can just imagine that it’s bigger.

Don’t touch that!

On second thought, let’s turn out the lights.

You look better in the dark.

My friends were right! You ARE good!

I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

Now we must get married!

When would you like to meet my parents?

I want a baby!

How much do I owe you?

I thought that goes in the other hole…

Get your hand out of there!

Let’s finish, I’m tired and hungry.

Are those real?

Are those real or am I just behind the times?

Wow! I’ve never seen those before!

You’re too fat to be on top, you’d kill me!

Damn girl! My tits are bigger than yours!

Let’s talk about that.

What, oh yeaah, I love you too, now let me concentrate!

Stop moaning, you sound stupid.

No, I don’t love your mind, I can’t grab that!

I really hate women who actually think sex means something.

Oh Susan, Susan… I mean Donna… Shit.

My ex used to do it a lot longer!

Hurry up, the motor’s running.

Hurry up, I have a meeting…

Fire in the hole!

You know, you’re not really attractive.

Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

Person 1: This is your first time, right?
Person 2: Yeah… Today.

Suck my dick, bitch!

Ohh, your teeth are sooo sharp.

Why am I doing all the work?

Is that all you know how to do?

Now I know why he/she dumped you…

I have a confession…

Did I tell you I have herpes?

Did I tell you my aunt died in this bed?

I’ll tell you who I’m fantasizing about if you tell me who you’re fantasizing about.

You’re boring!

I wish we got the Playboy channel.

Can you please pass me the remote control?

Hold on, let me change the channel.

It’s nice being in bed with a woman I don’t have to inflate!

And to think, I didn’t even have to buy you dinner.

What’s your name again?

Are you sure I don’t know you from somewhere?

You’re good enough to do this for a living!

Do I have to pay for this?

Is this a sin too?

Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?

You look younger than you feel.

Hurt me… hurt me… But only a little bit… O.K?

You taste like an ashtray!

If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.

Help I’m stuck!

Is that your hair in my mouth or mine?

I can’t find my labia ring! You didn’t swallow it, did you?!

Wait. I’ll be right back… I need to download one more program.

Smile for the camera, honey!

In times of passion, many of us may sound funny and say silly things. So what are your most memorable and the funniest things/words you ever said or asked or heard during sex?

Have a sex-filled and safe weekend everybody, see ya!
(Next Friday: Mood-Killers Part Two ;)

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Little Known And Fun Sex Facts About Women – female breasts facts, female orgasm facts, interesting facts about sex toys and more!

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