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The Masturbation List: Fun And Creative Synonyms For Male And Female Masturbation!
I have just stumbled upon an interesting list of words – The World’s Largest Collection of Male Masturbation Synonyms and Female Masturbation Synonyms. And I’m sitting impressed at how creative we all get when it comes to masturbation. Some of the synonyms even reveal the techniques people resort to! My lips can’t stop smiling, really :)
Ok, let’s get the party started?
Male Masturbation
A big date with Rosy Palms
A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
Beating the balloon
Being a virtuoso of the skin flute
Blowing your load
Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis
Cleaning the pipes
Cranking the love pump
Downing at the club (for members only)
Engaging in safe sex
Finding yourself
Five against one
Five-knuckle chuckle
Following my bliss
Giving the seamen shore leave
Giving yourself a helping hand
Kicking your roommate out for five to ten minutes to “call your parents”
Making yogurt
Much goo about nothing
My sex life!
One man show
Playing the flesh flute
Playing the one-handed air guitar
Pleasing your pisser
Praising God
Puttin’ the tie on
Self-induced penile regurgitation
Sending yourself a hand-job-o-gram
Sex with someone you really love
Shaking the sugar tree
Whipping the balls
Female Masturbation
Applying lip gloss
Bathing the kitty
Beating the Beaver
Checking for depth
Checking for the jackpot
Checking the pulse
Cleaning your fingers
Clit-o-Rama
Digging for my keys
Diving for pearls
Doing the two-finger salute
Excavating the Tunnel of Love
Exploring the bush
Fishing for cumpliments
Fucking without complications
Gagging the lips of love
Genital manipulation
Genital stimulation via phalangetic motion
Getting a lube job
Getting a stinky pinky
Getting to know yourself
Going around the corner
Going deep sea diving
Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
Petting the kitty
Sexercising
Taking a dip in the lake
The two-fingered tango
The virgin’s release
Tickling the kitty
Two-finger typing
Wading in the Bermuda Triangle
Walking Downtown
Whipping your cream
Well, sweethearts, any personal synonyms? ;-)
Hi, naughty, naughty, naughty! Hahaha, but very sexy indeed! I can’t believe you skipped “spanking the monkey”? And how about the old-fashioned and plain “jerk-off”? Cheers!
Love your blogs!, this a very funny one. The mark Twain’s quote is great!. shaking the sugar tree is fun… there are also many words in Spanish and French as well. :)
Well, I’ve got not special word in fact, I say self gratification :)
Thank you dear Nelly your blog and your topics are deliciously sensual :)
Hey Jun!)))
“spanking the monkey” and “jerk-off” are very popular, many use them to describe their act, that’s why I skipped :)
Those I’ve mentioned are rarely used, I guess. And they are veeeery fun and amusingly silly :))
Thanks for the visit and please say me “I’ll be back”, ok? ;)
Edgar…
Yes, “shaking the sugar tree” is a sweet and really sexy synonym :P
Thanks for being so responsive & kind, Sugar! ;)
wow…who knew!!! great blog!
Thanks for the visit The wishful writer! I’m very glad you like the post and please be back any time!!
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