Woman About Sex

How about getting a urinary infection? What about having your “pleasure orifices” “surveyed” by doctors on the lost items?
A homemade butt plugs stuck in your ass can be a real fun for a proctologist or a surgeon! ;)

Handy men:

bottles, plastic bags, large rubber gloves, rolls and buns, pipes, soft toys, etc.
Handy women:

hairbrushes, vibrating toothbrushes, bananas, cucumbers, carrots, etc.

You’ve already guessed that I’m talking about homemade sex toys, usually the household items which are not designed for sexual purposes.

The topic has got me wondering about, when yesterday I was watching 7-year-old Eddie, the son of my friend Mark, trying to insert his “peni” in the bottleneck. His father also had a funny experience. Mark told me that he used to bang soft child’s toys (these guys seem to be rather resourceful, I must say). He said “they are cozy, wooly, warm and soft to touch”. His first favorite “sex toy” or better say “love box” was the soft kangaroo’s purse. Then his “masturbator” was a soft puppy.

So I guess now his sexual buddy is … a piggy? I’m filled with a deep shame at Mark’s shameless behavior. He’s so… let’s say, creative (instead of saying he’s an idiot) Poor Eddie’s soft toys… :)

Trying once a carrot in her pussy, another inventive friend of mine, Lisa, got an infection and spent much money on the treatment. Although she peeled her “dildo”, cleaned it, and put a condom on!

I myself like novelties and sex experiments, they are really great aphrodisiacs. Anyway, it’s not out of place to use common sense when trying new things in your sex life, right? That’s why I’m a huge supporter of the manufactured sex toys. Some might say “expensive”? Indeed many toys put a hole in one’s pocket. I had the same problem. Believe me, it can be well solved. If you can’t afford to buy many toys, buy some or just one. It’s better to have a small toy collection of safe manufactured toys, than a big one of hand-made things that look silly, funny, not sexy, and work bad. Manufactured toys are made to exclude all the possible incidents and the price you pay for them is really worth those health problems you could get using homemade devices. “Too embarrassed to enter a sex shop” others might say? Purchase online.

Do you still think about making your own vibe or vagina? Forget it. Leave the soft toys to your children to play with, enjoy eating carrots and bananas, and get erotic and safe manufactured sex toys. A taffy tickler egg vibrator and a taffy tickler g-spot vibrator vibes are much better alternatives to a vibrating toothbrush and a hairbrush. Use animal love doll instead of banging soft toys. Homemade pussies lovers are offered to try some cute masturbators for men and realistic vaginas instead of gloves.

So what’s your choice – a doctor’s room or a sex shop?
Let’s vote!

Cory Silverberg, researcher and one of my favorite sex educators, informs us about sexual predictions for 2007 offered by Dr. Petra Boynton. She supposes 2007 to be the year of “super sex”. One of her predictions is that on “ethical” sex toys (“ethical” stands for the toys’ quality and components).

So, these predictions have suggested me to involve you in a collective dreaming or fantasizing. I’m talking about an ideal sex toy you’d like to have in the near or distant future! May be it would help some clever guys (toy designers, doctors & manufacturers) to “create” a new generation of “super advanced” toys or, at least, the toys that meet the most frequent toy-users’ sexual demands!

Well, I’m the first to imagine! ;)

Back on the “ethical toys” I wish to add to my small “pleasure-collection” a soft, phthalate free toy. My health worth it, right?

My ideal toy would be a triple-action device functioning like Trigasm vibrator, plus a vibrating penis ring attached. The ring should work like Neo cock ring. Besides, it would be possible to take the toy to separate toys and use each one separately or fix all four toys together and use them simultaneously! Moreover, it would be multi-speed, vibrating and rotating, wireless and lightweight!

(Oh my… Could somebody picture this a super-functional thing? ;)

By some miracle, my super toy should look extremely beautiful (for example, I don’t like Trigasm for its forms and colour) and compact to delight my eyes, because I have to be a bit in love with my toy. Therefore, necessarily, all parts, including the ring, should be as realistic as, say, John Holmes realistic dildo with all those veins, bulges and creases! Mmm, I imagine the ring made like female fingers, the clit stimulator like a male finger, the vaginal and anal penetrators like penises!

To please me absolutely my exotic sex tool would have two fantastic secrets: Indulgence: sensual rhythms erotic music operated via buttons on the base and a tantalizing strawberry flavour that begins to smell when I turn on the music! (Gooosh!)

Sounds unbelievably cool and unbelievably impossible to create? I guess that some functions of my imaginary toy are possible to invent in the future. Poor toy creators… if all toy admirers would imagine their ideal toys, I give up realizing mankind sexual future! Anyway, it’s quite funny to dream a bit, isn’t it?

Oh wait… this toy shouldn’t be beyond my pocket! :)

Your turn, users!

P.S. The only thing my sweetheart said to me was “After this toy invention I would have to leave your bedroom forever”

Do you like kissing? I like it soooo much! Today I’m in the mood to find something new to try. So, keep thinking about kisses, I had a good time looking for some “kiss” toys! Let’s take a look at what I’ve found:

Cock Kiss Erection Ring by Topco-Hustler
Vibrating Cock Kiss Ring by Topco
My First Clit Kiss Clitoral pump by Topco-Hustler
Little Kiss Rabbit Vibrator by Vibratex

Topco Sales, Hustler and Vibratex – the three famous manufacturers of “pleasure”, that focus on the quality and ingenuity of their products, offer us some enticing “kiss” gadgets!

What I especially like in the design of these toys is that they are “mini”, pretty and compact to tease our “kissable places” by “mini” kisses. We all know that some small gentle kisses are much more exciting sometimes than the rough sucking, am I right? By the way, these mini things may serve as a good start for beginners (it’s just my advice, because there are toys that look intimidating and big).

Well, let’s see.
Topco Sales and Hustler took care of female “love button” and male “balls” creating Cock Kiss Erection Ring. That is an advantage number one. And what is the advantage number two to me is that using this toy you don’t have to tangle in numerous wires and buttons that may turn down even the most passionate lovers. Topco also offers a “kiss” set for boys – two separate Vibrating Cock Kiss rings for boys! I wish I could watch two handsome guys playing with these gadgets… (Honey, don’t read this, it’s just my fantasy ;) Read next, please: I like your lips but what about indulging my pink with nice jelly lips of a My First clit Kiss Clitoral Pump? Your lips do not have five multi-speed vibrating functions and bullet, do they? ;)

The last and my favorite discovery is a tiny “dual-action kisser” by Vibratex, Little Kiss rabbit Vibrator. Oh, our famous rabbit vibe (“Sex and The City” comes on my mind). What a pretty toy! The pink color and small size tease my naughty imagination. Honey, read this: your “Big Papa” is adorable, it sends me into ecstasy, but sometimes bigger is not better ;)

Well, my today’s journey in the world of “kiss toys” is over. I think I’m going to purchase two of the “kissers” – Cock Kiss Erection Ring by Topco-Hustler and the Little Kiss Rabbit. As for me and my man, we’ve never had any experience with these sex toys.

What about you, guys out there? What about a “kiss” of a pretty toy??? ;)

“Kissing is a learned art. The kiss should thrill the soul, vibrate throughout, leave you panting for more. If there is no passion in the kiss, there cannot be passion in the lovemaking…”

I like POF forums, there is always a good stuff to enjoy. I’ve came across this at forums discussion on kisses and sex. And I totally agree.
From what I know and have experienced a good kisser is most likely to be a good lover (there are many factors though). I think kissing and sex are about one skill set. It’s all about passion, intimacy, touch, sensation and so on. Good kissing is a good indication of what’s to come. For example, the first kiss in my life. My panties weren’t wet, but my face… my make-up… His tongue seemed 5 inches long. Besides, he was a smoker. It was as gross as, say, kissing an ashtray. Is there any need to say a word about our sex?

As to the first kiss that I’d shared with a man I love now…
He kissed me on our first date! It was rather late at night. He was driving me home after dinner in a restaurant. It was half-way when suddenly he pulled over in dark place and moved closer to me (frankly speaking, I got ready to be assaulted because I knew him for an hour or so)! I had time just to open my eyes wide and, unexpectedly, I was kissed! By a little known person!
With tongue!

To say I was surprised – is to say nothing. The first my thought was “damn me…” but when the kissing was over I licked my lips, raised a single eyebrow and babbled “damn you…” We both laughed softly and have been together for two years now.

The kiss was really earth-shattering and heart-pounding! I caught myself on the idea that I felt nothing unpleasant (taking into consideration that kissing means for me a lot)! Good smell, perfect teeth, strong tongue, sweet lips! My panties (not face) were so wet as though it was raining there, no, a waterfall of my juices, no, a flood!

Just A KISS. Both hot and tender. Stolen and SEDUCTIVE!

Needless to say that later he’d turned out to be a skillful kisser in bed. He uses his lips and tongue elsewhere on my pussy as great as his dick in my pussy. Besides, before him I’ve never thought kissing may be so much fun and erotic itself! He likes all the sweet stuff and he was the first my sexual partner who enhanced our kissing session with diverse edible treats. The top of his fantasy has been a tasty gift on this xmas – a candy bra and a candy g-string! So, because of his “sugar addiction” I call him “Sugar” or… “Sugar Ass” :)

P.S. This is just my opinion on kissing. What about you? Is kissing upper persuasion for lower incision? ;) Have you ever tried some edible treats?